Don’t know her, but maybe I should…
Return to banter, TV-style
Me: did I mention I’m a little obsessive about TV biz?
Polk: No, not at all. It’s not like you have erotic dreams about being in it or anything
Me: OH YEAH BABY FAX ME THOSE OVERNIGHTS
Polk: FUCK YEAH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Me: I want your long, hard rising dynamic tension in my sweet denoument!
Polk: Get me to that plot climax baby, yeah
Me: COOODAAAAAA
Polk: Oh shit, third act already?!
Me: We should have taken that rising action a little more slowly
Polk: I’m so sorry, clip shows almost never happen to me
Me: Clunky pacing happens to a lot of guys
Polk: It’s just that you’re really marketable, and I just wanted to pander to the fans…
Methinks I need a cigarette.
