On haunted vaginas.
I was not aware we had so many Gynecologists to ask these sorts of things to on Tumblr!
BAHAHAHARecently, I’ve noticed that occasionally my vagina actually literally has steam come out of it. When I try to look up the reason behind this, I just get a bunch of porn. Point is- Is this normal?
Is the steam accompanied by the sound of truck brakes? Are you a Warner Bros. cartoon from the forties? No? Well then, steam coming out of your pussy is not normal.By the way, steam is superheated water vapor, so unless you’re cooking soup in your crotch, it’s probably something else. Maybe it’s swamp gas. Maybe it’s a ghost. Whatever it is, don’t you think this is the kind of thing maybe a doctor should look at?
Seriously. Go down to Planned Parenthood and get your shit looked at. Trust me, they’ve seen worse.
Has it not occurred to you that you also blow “steam” from your mouth when the weather is cold?
It’s fog - you are warmer and moister than the ambient air, and the…water condenses as it leaves you and cools.
But if you do want to have a doctor look at it, have him buy you dinner first.
